mandag, oktober 01, 2007

Undgå at blive kæreste med din far

Jeg har fået den her lille sjove liste af min veninde Tine, som læser rigtig mange kloge bøger:

Den stammer fra en bog skrevet af en bøsse til heterokvinder.

Five rules for avoiding a man with your father's worst traits.

1. Never date a man who calls you "baby" on the first date.
2. Ask your closets friends who would know: "Does he remind you of my dad
in any way?".
3. Never date a man who thinks the term "loaded dishwasher" refers to his
drunk wife.
4. Never have sex w anybody who has more problems than you do.
5. Run from the house if your father meets your awful, beer-swigging, rude,
disrespectful boyfriend for the first time and says: "That's my kind of
guy".

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